Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Lt Carl Davis' Twelve Days of Christmas

Lt Carl Davis' Twelve Days of Christmas
  
This parody is from my most recent fanfic and it seemed to get lost in the story....so here it is dedicated to Carl Davis, the man in many of my stories.....

Beth sings it because she heard it at the party and can't get it out of her head when she hears the right version.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me Twelve vandals painting,
:wav: :wav:

Eleven felons stealing,
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Ten drug lords a-shooting,
:shoot: :shoot: :shoot: :shoot: :shoot: :shoot: :shoot: :shoot: :shoot: :shoot:

Nine pimps a dancing,
:dancinman: :dancinman: :dancinman: :dancinman: :dancinman: :dancinman: :dancinman: :dancinman:

Eight perps a-walking,
:Bump: :Bump: :Bump: :Bump:

Seven thieves a swindling,
:teasing: :teasing: :teasing: :teasing: :teasing: :teasing: :teasing:

Six juries delaying,
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Five theft rings,
:surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised:

Four stool pigeons,
:blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:

Three French whores,
:whip lady: :whip lady: :whip lady:

Two squad cars,
:ambulance: :ambulance:

And cold coffee in a paper cup!”
:coffeescreen:

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Thanks for being here with me!
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